Last sunday I was driving home from heber springs arkansas> Just outside of wynne arkansas a deer shot out in front of my car. I was tooling along at about 60 and “wham”. You can only imagine the first word out of my mouth. It wasn’t wow. I hit the deer with the right front of the car and killed it instantly. I was so lucky it didn’t come thru the windshield. The police stopped to check on me and they were surprised that the car stood up to the collision. They have seen a bunch of car/deer crashes, and said that the camry was like a tank. It made a difference in my life. It’s something that they can’t really tell you about on a tv commercial, but I can tell you first hand. I’m glad I was in the camry. I felt bad for the deer. I love em. I’m glad I’m here to tell you about it.

PS: bass pro shop has deer whistles that mount on your grill. You can’t hear it, but they can. It makes they hesitate and wait until the whistle goes away. Proven way to save your life.

OK..now back to the bachelor pad….katy perry….jill’s baby….my trip to nyc….golf….sleep….coffee…..and saying thank you.

Yeah I said samich. not sandwich. this is a samich…..a ham samich. One place canale grocery. george canale and sons grocery. Great wonder bread sandwich raleigh la grange at houston levee. 

world famous…if not they should be…great ham and biscuits in the morning.

Little nuggets you need to know about memphis. This is one. must have mustard

Full of fun: full of laughter: full of herself: 

she was pole dancing on a riverboat this past weekend. At least she wasn’t driving. It’s ok to party. She always gets blamed for having more fun than the law allows. This reporter says party on but be responsible. Pole dancing? Who hasn’t done that on a riverboat before? Ask Chad? ask Jill. we’ve all been there and its ok cause we are not city council people.

peace:  uncle ron

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Liquor: smirnoff vodka

car color: white

breakfast cereal: honey nut cheerios

potato chip: basic lays

cigs: marlboro

deodorant: secret

dog: lab

prescription drug: vicodin

lipstick: revlon

morning radio show: ours ron n  jill fm100.

thought you’d like that last one:

I remember it well it was my first day of school in the second grade….I was afraid to raise my hand in class. I had to go to the bathroom. So like the idiot  that I am….I wet my pants and sat in it for half the day. I’m sure others were wondering” where is that smell coming from” …from me my amigos. I was so humiliated. But I did learn to raise my effing hand.

don’t cheat: study hard: get some sleep.

It’s been a long ride with mayor herenton. I wanted him to get it somehow. But he never did. He didn’t want to get it. I understand where he came from and I am proud of what he accomplished in his personal life. He never listened. He never showed up when mayor’s are supposed to show up. How about come to race for the cure or walk america or when the city is hit by by a massive ice storm…here’s a hint: show up and move a limb or two. Shake hands. Come down out of your ivory tower and go beyond your entourage.

He did eat at picadilly a bunch. I got give him that. Maybe now he can volunteer at the Rape crisis center or animal shelter. They need some help.

Last saturday I was returning from my great pennsylvania getaway with my brother bob. When I was leaving Galeton, I forgot to return a couple of fishing poles that I had borrowed from my cousin Mark. Instant hassle for me. Dang it. What to do? Could I just carry them on the plane and ship when I got home or would homeland security frown on two six foot rod and reel combos.  Well we finally find a holiday inn express and right next door is a 24/7 fed x kinko’s. It was like heaven to a weary traveler. I walked in and explained my shipping issue and found that they only had four foot tubes for shipping. I’m screwed. BUT WAIT: the fed x employee finds a bigger tube in the back and duct tapes two together/ wahlah. problem solved . customer happy. I was so happy. Here’s a guy in the cranberry township outside of pittsburg on a saturday night that did a little extra and got the job done. When I left I was happy and thinking I’m from memphis…yeah We got Fed x in our backyard. I know what kind of people run that company. They’re good at their jobs. and that’s nice.

Tons of stuff: music….1) babyface at the cannon center .smooth.

2)311/the offspring/pepper…mud island sunday. don’t miss it. and don’t go to work at the skate park monday.

3) The school of rock tour at hi tone. An 11 city tour hits memphis saturday….a bunch of rocking kids ages 13-18 perform. The futre has arrived.

Movie: Inception with leo dicaprio.  Plus the winner of the sundance film festival opens at the malco ridgeway…its called ” winters bone”…set in the ozarks .

orpheum: tonight…”back to the future”

playhouse on the square: hairspray

plus ho ho my nephew has a birthday party saturday night

have a good one….vote for ron and jill

the Pharaoh in front of the Pyramid must be moved to get ready for Bass pro shop coming to memphis. Where should we move it? We got tons of calls about the zoo. great one. What about in front of the Bellevue crosses? or on top of the old bridge with lazer light eyes that shine all over the city. Or in Kevin Kanes backyard( he is the the guy that works for the city and owns most of beale street)  or how about the liberty bowl for no apparent reason. How about the zoo with the rides from libertyland? How about Adventure river?

whatever ///it’s a good thing. Go bass pro shop…rock the house

Well just back from a week off…ahhhhhh. Glad to be back…enough relaxing. so the first thing I see today is a bunch of stupidity….love it. enjoy.

story one: a man in new mexico loses a drinking contest, so he lets his friends light his artificial leg on fire as punishment

story two:a 62 year old woman is busted for having 30 pounds of reefer,crack and ecstacy…and tries to tell cops its medicinal.

story three: in the Thank God department>Carl’s Jr. and hardee’s have released a foot long cheeseburger..it’s only four bucks.

thanks carl’s for the culinary delight….

glad to be back jammin the tunes with jill….fm100