Last week in Nevada, a 35 year old was getting married to his 30 year old fiancee. And clearly, his mother did not approve….because she busted into their wedding, yelling, to try and stop it. The man responded by picing up his mother and carrying her out of the church. She ended up calling the police and he was arrested for domestic battery. He was arrested? really…how does that work.

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On Thursday night at the UCLA=Arizona game…a guy ran onto the field dressed as a referee and started streaking. It was high larious…He has been charged with FELONY criminal impersonation…..and could get up to 18 months in prision….not so funny now. is it.

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Rolling Stone magazine says the number one worst song of the 70’s…tah dah….’DISCO DUCK”…BY RICK DEES

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Kris Humphreys is (allegedly) cheating on Kim Kardashian already….sources say he got a lap dance from 2 drunk girls at some club and often “gives out his cell number to numerous women”

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Jessica Simpson IS pregnant, but she’s waiting for her PAYDAY…500k and she’ll give the exclusive along with baby pics…ps..its a GIRL!

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Jlo broke down at one of her shows the other day saying ” Im going to sing the last some I wrote about love…a lot has changed since then.” sadface BUT the good news is she’s dating Bradley Cooper..soooo there’s THAT!

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Ashton Kutcher might be the father of January Jones baby……it’s ok….you can say it….I said it too…..

HOLY ^*)%!

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Haha! I have GOT to make this for dinner on Halloween. It’s meatloaf that looks like a disgusting, creepy hand. Love it! It looks pretty easy to do and I think you can find hand-shaped pans at Michael’s (or another cake/craft store). Here are the step by step instructions, with pics! Have fun!!!

The age people start to hate looking in the mirror…45.People under 24 look at the mirror ten times a day on average.

People over 45 don’t like what they are seeing in the mirror….so take care of your skin and quit smoking now. Wear some sunscreen even now.

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Quick reminder: harold camping predicted the world to end on May 21st…nothing happened to my knowledge. He says it began on the 21st and will end tomorrow….so get busy getting your stuff in order today…eat a big lunch and walk out on the ticket…get a speeding ticket and tear it up in front of the officer….tell your significant other how you really feel about their cooking abilities….buy season tickets for the university of memphis football program…buy ten thousand tickets…charge it.

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An Iowa couple in their 90’s died last wednesday after 72 years of marriage..They were in a car accident, made it to ICU, and died exactly one hour apart…while they were still holding hands. cool

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Schools are closed in eastern Ohio today…all the animals from an exotic animal park have escaped….I’m talking bears, lions and tigers oh my….all being shot as they ravage a community. Like a horror movie only real. The owner is dead and the animals are raising hell…stay tuned.

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Three Amish guys got arrested for cutting the hair off some other Amish guys.

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A construction worker in arizona arrested for assault last week…for licking a wmonas scraped knee after she fell down

Bruce Willis is apparently LIVID at Ashton Kutcher.  Rumor has it that once Bruce found out about Ashtons alleged cheating, that he “flipped out” and insisted on confronting Ashton to “give him a talking to”

I dont know Bruce personally, but one thing I DO know is that unless its a date…you probably don’t want a “talking to” from Bruce Willis.

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Will and Jada Smith purchased a portion of the PHILIDELPHIA 76ers…..go team go!

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Mariah Carey will show off the twins. ( no, not those twins) for the first time Friday night on 20/20….cant wait to see the cute little bubbies….once again..thats BUBBIES..not boobies…thanks.

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Reader’s Digest magazine has put together a list of the unhealthiest Halloween Candies that you can buy.

#1.) Twizzlers. They don’t have much fat, but they’re basically just sugar . . . which turns to fat in your body
if you don’t burn it off. And one Twizzler has about 35 calories and five grams of sugar.

#2.) Fun-Sized Butterfingers. Each one has 45 calories, and two grams of fat. So if you have four of them
and weigh 150 pounds, you’d have to walk about 30 minutes to burn it off.

#3.) Fun-Sized Baby Ruth. Just one has upwards of 80 calories, four grams of fat, and 10 grams of sugar.
It’s mostly because of the chocolate-and-peanuts combo.

#4.) Fun-Sized Mounds. They’re dark chocolate and have coconut filling, which might SOUND healthier.
But one bar has 4.5 grams of fat, 7 grams of sugar, and 80 calories.

#5.) Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins. They’re the Halloween version of Peanut Butter Cups, and they’re
probably the worst. Instead of two small pieces, you get one big one that has 180 calories, 16 grams of sugar, and 11 grams of
fat. The peanut butter is the main reason it’s so bad. And just to put it in perspective, if you eat two of them,
that’s 60 more calories than a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

You ready for Dick Clark’s New Years ROCKIN EVE!??? Justin BEIBER IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will be a big part of the show this year…so ring in the NY with the beebs!!!!

Demi Moore has been losing more and more weight….depression? maybe….In the meantime, Ashton was at Bill Clintons fundraiser over the weekend…NOT wearing a wedding ring….while Demi was spotted wearing hers…..

Super excited to see CEE LO GREEN on PARENTHOOD tonight..check it out….

If you want to see MBUBLE’s CHRISTMAS ALBUM sneak peek..check out my FB page….got some clips on there….OH MICHAEL ..HOW I LOVE THEE…LET ME COUNT THE WAYS….

No seriously..I love him.

A guy in Michigan had his nine year old daughter drive him to the store cause he was DRUNK. He went to jail for child endangerment.

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Here’s todays tip: when you run your car into a ditch and the cops ask how much you had to drink….don’t say” two pizza’s’…and while you’re at it lose the heroin.

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Fire fighter catches a boy dropped from a third story window and is instantly hired by the Miami Dolphins.

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There’s a guy in Vegas with a 100 pound scrotum

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Last month, a German tourist disappeared on a small, remote South Pacific island in French Polynesia. And after weeks of searching , researchers found his clothes,bones and charred flesh…cannibals. u got it..yum yum

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I love drinking a delicious 40 ounce as much as anyone. But they’re not worth this. On Thursday a 22 year old woman in New Mexico wanted her boyfriend to buy her a 40…and when he didn’t she stabbed him in the arm.”I want my forty”…stab stab stab…get her the forty next time.

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Last week, police in Illinois were chasing a parole violator and he ran into a cornfield to hide. So they came up with an idea to flush him out…they asked the farmer to harvest the corn and he did. He fired up the combine and drove it til mr parole came running out.

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Wash your hands…most cell phones (one out of six not really most but) have fecal matter on them. also today when you sign your credit card charge at the store with that weird little pen that is attached to the credit card thingy….just think how many nasty hands have handled that little gem this week..