On Friday , a man in Arkansas went for his first plane ride ever, on a small Cessna. He asked the pilot over his house so he could take photos…and spotted two men ROBBING the place. He called the cops and had the pilot follow the men as they tried to escape. They got arrested.

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How did this woman not find this suspicious? On Monday is South Carolina, a woman decided to buy an IPAD for 180 bucks….but it from two guys in a McDonalds parking lot….up rolls an Impala with no rims and well….the IPAD turned out to be a piece of wood with an apple logo.

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How to get to heaven? If you win an 80,000 dollar lottery ticket in Georgia…put it in the church collection plate and walk away. It happened and now someone has a hov lane to the big man in the sky.

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NEW COUPLE ALLERT!
Gerard Butler..and….wait for it….Beverly Hills HOUSEWIFE ( no, really) Brandi Glanville…I KNOW..

Apparently the two were rockin at a Malibu beach party ( they still have those?) and the cocktails were flowing and one thing lead to another…and by another I mean a HUGE makeout session infront of everyone…sooo yea.

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Blake Lively is rumored to have flown to Sydney, Australia to be with her boyfriend, Leo DiCaprio for her birthday. The two had a nice dinner overlooking the harbor….I love them together….

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The Beebs was in a car accident yesterday….its ok..he wasnt hurt….good thing he was in a Ferrari….he was just rear ended by a Civic.

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Angelina Jolie is NOT adopting, NOT pregnant and she is NOT planning a wedding…to put an end to some rumors swirling…..

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The official announcement of the new cast for “Dancing With The Stars” is going to be released tonight during “Bachelor Pad 2.” BUT, if you don’t want to wait…then I have the entire cast listed below:

• Nancy Grace
• Kristin Cavalleri
• Riki Lake
• Chynna Phillips
• Hope Solis
• Elizabetta Canalis
• David Arquette
• Rob Kardashian
• Ryan O’neal
• Jr. Martinez
• Chaz Bono
• Ron Artest

What do you think of the choices for the next season of “Dancing With The Stars?”

Tigers take on Mississippi state thursday night at the Liberty Bowl. Get a ticket and a friend. Support the Tigers. I confess that I did not go to one game last year. That sucks on my part. I will be there saturday come hell or high water. Tailgating and wearing blue. And with hope in my heart. Hoping that maybe thursday night will be different. I would love to be walking back to my car talking with a raspy voice about this play and that play and high fiving everyone … A guy can dream right.

Train at Harrahs friday night

Delta Fair starts friday. Love it

Labor day weekend. nice plan.

Great weather too. That makes a big difference

Here we go:

The best way to keep your kids from drinking is to be warm and loving until the age of ten…then get tough.

A 77 year old farmer in Iowa was accidentally crushed in a ditch by his John Deere tractor last thursday. And according to his son, quote ” this is the way he wanted to go”…ok. Not me. But I kinda understand it. Better than rotting away in a nursing home with a cruton on your chin from lunch.

A woman fishing on a minnesota lake caught the prosthetic leg of a woman who lost it swimming three years ago.

The U.S. has set a record with it’s 10th billion dollar event in weather isaster spending so far this year.

Police in Sacremnto, California put out a “bait car’ to nail proospective car thieves. And it was taken by…..a ten year old girl. really….ten….yes ten.  have a good day.

love ron

So, of course the VMA’s were on MTV last night…here is a rundown if you missed it.

Beyonce is pregnant, Lady GaGa showed up dressed as a guy, Nikki Minaj pretented she was Lady GaGa 2 years ago, Britney received the Video Vanguard Award, Katy Perry has pink hair, Justin Beiber laid the love on Selena and won a few awards….That’s about all you missed.

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LEAH REMINI has been booted from THE TALK. I guess I wont be watching that show anymore since she was basically the only funny thing about that show.  She was the perfect  balance to that show….dont get me wrong…I LOVE SHARON AND SARA….but I LOVED LEAH ….ps…Holly Robinson Pete was apparently not renewed either…..they are thinking of having KRIS JENNER replace Holly…Oh great…I guess Ryan Seacrest got to CBS….and some other girl who Ive never heard of….best to em..I shant be watchin..no mo.

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Jennifer Anniston is moving in with her beau…good for her…I hope this is good for her…she deserves to be happy…we love our friend.

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The HELP came in #1 at the box office this weekend raking in 14.3 million…bringing its total to 96.6 million so far….COLOMBIANA got 10.3 mill….and DONT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK coming in 3rd with 8.69 million. Poor Katie.

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One of my favorite shows on TV during the daytime..is THE TALK..or should I say WAS ..THE TALK….I shall watch no more…because they’ve decided to boot the ONLY PERSON that was funny ( with the exception of Sharon) on that show…otherwise you have a serious news person…and ..dont get me wrong..I LOVE Sara Gilbert…but The thing that I loved watching…was her interactions with one of her besties….LEAH REMINI..who has apparently been booted…You have no idea what tragic news this is to me…I LOVE LEAH…she brought life to that show….Look, Julie Chen is great and all..and yes she hosts big brother and of course she’ll never be fired because her husband is the president of CBS…but I cant help but ask ” WHY WOULD YOU NOT STOP THIS JULIE?” I guess the ratings werent good…but that can’t be because of Leah…she was the ONLY funny thing about that show…Sharon is Hillarious too…but my goodness..I just dont know how to recover from this news…thats like saying..Oh we’ve decided to remove Joy Behar from the View..WHY..shes the only funny person up there with the exception of whoopie…

at any rate…I will not be watching this show anymore..unless I need to nap.

Loves to Leah….

Ashley Simpson is apparently DRUNK calling her ex husband, Pete Wentz..and begging him to come back.

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MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD:
Dina Lohan took her daughter out to dinner and they went through 3 bottles of wine…

Now, im not saying there is anything wrong with that…UNLESS your daughter has gone through countless times in rehab…way to suck at motherhood, Dina.

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Aeromsmiths old albums will be avail on itunes soon…you can get GET YOUR WINGS…TOYS IN THE ATTIC..DRAW THE LINE….ROCKS….NIGHT IN THE RUTS..and ROCK IN A HARD PLACE…that is AWESOME.

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Dan Aykroyd sayd GHOSTBUSTERS 3 WILL happen…with or without Bill Murray.  He says ” The concept is much larger than any individual role and the promise of GHOSTBUSTERS 3 is that we get to hand the equipment and the franchise down to new blood” Sounds pretty cool.  But, he did add that he hopes they get Murray on board.

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Britney Spears is getting a TRIBUTE at the VMAS on Sunday night on MTV….artists taking part in this tribute: Lady GAGA..Janet Jackson, Demi Lavato, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj and MADONNA!

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Ok so Irene is making its way up the coast as we speak. I have family all along the East Coast, mainly in New Jersey and New York.  We just talked to my aunt yesterday and she said that she was being told to prep for 2 weeks without power.  IE: 2 weeks of water, 2 weeks of food you can eat without having to cook it…etc..etc..etc…we’ve been through storms here…we know what its like.

I asked one of my cousins why they were having to evacuate because I thought they were inland already.  She said the eye of the storm was going to be coming inland further than they expected and the storm is approx 500 miles wide. The eye is expected to go over Brooklyn and Manhattan.  I hope everyone is ok along the east coast.  Seven Governers have declared their states in a “State of Emergency” to help get funding and help from the National Guard. 

Prayers go out to all…Be safe guys….

Good news/bad news: A new study has proven that after a workout, one of the best things you can drink is a beer. The bad news: Its non-alcoholic.

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According to a writer for the “marine corp times”, Marines aren’t allowed to pass gas loudly in Afganistan anymore, because noisy farts offend afghans.

Arnold Schwartzenegger’s first movie post scandal will start in October. The crew filming it is expected to be pregnant by November.

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Most powerful women in the world. Forbes magazines new list is out. Hillary Clinton number two- Lady GaGa number 11-oprah number 14-the ashley funiture girl number 20. Jill bucco number one.

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